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We Got Ourselves The Tackle Of The Weekend When A Dude Decided To Try And Climb Into Bevo's Area During The Texas Game

I'm not using that headline because it's a great tackle or anything. I'm saying that because this dude was about to get fucked up by Bevo. Cop saved the dude a nice trip to the hospital. Bevo is a goddamn longhorn. They will mess you up. This isn't a friendly petting farm or anything like that. This is a mascot. This is a mascot that once threatened to take out Uga. 

Speaking of moves. I love Paul Blart coming in here late: 

Way to make sure that everything is taken care of. Vet move of being the last one on the dog pile after a tackle. Gotta get credit for being there. He made sure his presence was known and the big dude did just that. You can't blame him for not being first on the scene. He lacks a quick first step. You don't expect your defensive tackle to get downfield and help out a safety. 

I do have to ask - since I'm not a Texan. Is seeing Bevo basically the same as the rest of us seeing a puppy? You know what I'm talking about. You're walking around and see a dog and just want to stick your hand out and pet it real quick. I assume this is what everyone in Texas wants to do with Bevo? That's the only reason I can think of wanting to try and sit on the thing. I don't care how drunk you are, no one is ever like yep, this is a great idea. 

Sidenote: gonna need a little more action from the guys inside Bevo's area. You're Bevo's guys. Don't wait for help.