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style="color:#41a85f"> Office</span></strong>...</p><p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/J10JkcRmK3w" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="UiKwzPiGqTAENfX2fZwrPNqC" 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><p>This week NOTHING good happened… Tyler has a newborn that is making him question everything he thought was sacred, I am on a fucking Mexican bender in Vegas, and our portfolio is trying to outdo the broader market for <strong>"Best Impression of 'the Gimp' from </strong><em><strong>Pulp Fiction"</strong></em>…</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>For a sneak peek into this week's episode- We are now officially LOSING money in the portfolio and our best investment idea is to stock up on Adderall before the global shortage hits.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on <em>Apple Podcasts</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AMwiAAK?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-family-office/id1629700152?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Or <em>Spotify</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6mgH3Sm?_showcaption=true" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/53NkHHlLwZgqf0oISFKwgI?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Plus, past episodes can be seen on our <em>YouTube</em> channel…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>And, as always, here are a couple of Free <em><strong>GIF</strong>ts</em>…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Just saw 'The Mask' on TV… Remember when Cameron Diaz had her fastball?… I do.)</em></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p><em>(And some classic Tom Hanks.)</em></p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><a href="http://barstool.link/watercoolest" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author 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<p>Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from <a href="https://www.thewatercoolest.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Water Coolest</a> and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as <strong><span style="color:#41a85f">The </span><span style="color:#b8312f">Family</span><span style="color:#41a85f"> Office</span></strong>...</p><p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/J10JkcRmK3w" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><p>This week NOTHING good happened… Tyler has a newborn that is making him question everything he thought was sacred, I am on a fucking Mexican bender in Vegas, and our portfolio is trying to outdo the broader market for <strong>"Best Impression of 'the Gimp' from </strong><em><strong>Pulp Fiction"</strong></em>…</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>For a sneak peek into this week's episode- We are now officially LOSING money in the portfolio and our best investment idea is to stock up on Adderall before the global shortage hits.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on <em>Apple Podcasts</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AMwiAAK?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-family-office/id1629700152?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Or <em>Spotify</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6mgH3Sm?_showcaption=true" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/53NkHHlLwZgqf0oISFKwgI?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Plus, past episodes can be seen on our <em>YouTube</em> channel…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>And, as always, here are a couple of Free <em><strong>GIF</strong>ts</em>…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Just saw 'The Mask' on TV… Remember when Cameron Diaz had her fastball?… I do.)</em></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p><em>(And some classic Tom Hanks.)</em></p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><a href="http://barstool.link/watercoolest" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>This week NOTHING good happened… Tyler has a newborn that is making him question everything he thought was sacred, I am on a fucking Mexican bender in Vegas, and our portfolio is trying to outdo the broader market for <strong>"Best Impression of 'the Gimp' from </strong><em><strong>Pulp Fiction"</strong></em>…</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>For a sneak peek into this week's episode- We are now officially LOSING money in the portfolio and our best investment idea is to stock up on Adderall before the global shortage hits.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on <em>Apple Podcasts</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AMwiAAK?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-family-office/id1629700152?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Or <em>Spotify</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6mgH3Sm?_showcaption=true" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/53NkHHlLwZgqf0oISFKwgI?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Plus, past episodes can be seen on our <em>YouTube</em> channel…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>And, as always, here are a couple of Free <em><strong>GIF</strong>ts</em>…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Just saw 'The Mask' on TV… Remember when Cameron Diaz had her fastball?… I do.)</em></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p><em>(And some classic Tom Hanks.)</em></p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><a href="http://barstool.link/watercoolest" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author 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<p>Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from <a href="https://www.thewatercoolest.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Water Coolest</a> and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as <strong><span style="color:#41a85f">The </span><span style="color:#b8312f">Family</span><span style="color:#41a85f"> Office</span></strong>...</p><p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/J10JkcRmK3w" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/l-snbMEx_VspYY3P8dBkR6YrcmLu8m0D1Y8SJlXWa0N6xb0jVOpfjtxRnoMhi-5ghqHgBl1wHas4kpzPh4wwwLEFbGWl6R2OTuUP7zIMQvRgCm1eNn3OBC4hZEZDimsVhuamCNg.8bc7e7a8.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>This week NOTHING good happened… Tyler has a newborn that is making him question everything he thought was sacred, I am on a fucking Mexican bender in Vegas, and our portfolio is trying to outdo the broader market for <strong>"Best Impression of 'the Gimp' from </strong><em><strong>Pulp Fiction"</strong></em>…</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/d168ab62.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>For a sneak peek into this week's episode- We are now officially LOSING money in the portfolio and our best investment idea is to stock up on Adderall before the global shortage hits.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/24f4cfd6.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p>An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on <em>Apple Podcasts</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AMwiAAK?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-family-office/id1629700152?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>Or <em>Spotify</em>…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6mgH3Sm?_showcaption=true" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/53NkHHlLwZgqf0oISFKwgI?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Plus, past episodes can be seen on our <em>YouTube</em> channel…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_40_barstool-finance-everything-is-not-okay"></a></div></div></div><p>And, as always, here are a couple of Free <em><strong>GIF</strong>ts</em>…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/09/18/giphy-1-copy-3.e723cd58.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Just saw 'The Mask' on TV… Remember when Cameron Diaz had her fastball?… I do.)</em></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><p style="text-align:center"></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/09/18/aa41af5a.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p><em>(And some classic Tom Hanks.)</em></p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><a href="http://barstool.link/watercoolest" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="lvkgegK6K7ZVkCWUNsAVQA2w" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/10/05/unnamed-2.98779346.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy" style="aspect-ratio:2;width:100%"></a><p></p>

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