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Justin Herbert (Ribs) Is Being Treated By The Same Doctor That Punctured Tyrod Taylor's Lungs

You can't make this shit up. Truly. And you wana know what's kind of sad? The fact that this ISN'T surprising. 

WOW. A little behind the blog moment just happened as well. I wrote those first lines of the blog and then went back to go look at my 2020 blog after Tyrod's lung got punctured. Check out the opening line of that one...

I'm glad that literally NOTHING has changed for this franchise over the last two years other than Herbert being a megastar….

Anyway….what the fuck.

How was this team doctor not immediately fired after that day? He punctured the starting quarterback's fucking lung! If that doesn't give you probable cause, what does? Does he have to kill a player??? The only explanation that makes sense to me is that Spanos wanted Herbert to start in 2020 and ordered the doctor to do it. Why else would he be allowed to treat anyone? Why would he still be employed? 

If that conspiracy is true, then I don't have much to worry about. However, the more reasonable part of my brain is screaming GET THIS FUCKING BOZO AWAY FROM JUSTIN HERBERT!