All-Time Football Move: App State's Staff Put Mouse Traps All Over The Team's Building To Keep Their Mind Right For Tomorrow's Game

This checks out. It's a big time football guy move and frankly just a football move. Loading up your building, not just the locker room, with mouse traps is peak college sports. Saban has his rat poison line. App State has mouse traps. The cliche is still there for either of them, especially with App State having GameDay there this week. Can't read the press clippings, everyone knows that. So you put mouse traps down.

Here's the thing. Whoever has to go clean those up is for sure low man on the totem pole. That's the guy (or gal) you don't want to be. There's a 100% chance one of those mouse traps fucks up and catches a finger. Good luck with that pain. 

It's perfect though. App State coming off the win at A&M. Hell, they should have beat UNC too. Now you get Troy and trying to keep building on this. Nope. No cheese. Cheese is delicious though. I have thoughts on cheese but I'll save that for another day. Basically give me cheddar and blue cheese crumbles over most. 

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Smart all the way around. App State -11.5 tomorrow is now tasty.