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SKYNET Has Arrived And Doesn't Give A Fuck: A Food Delivery Robot Drove Directly Through An Active LAPD Crime Scene Without A Care In The World

Cuncel da humans! First we had robots that literally deliver our lunches. Now we have robots that figuratively eat our lunches right in our faces.

I know that sounds extreme. But walking through an active crime scene instead of simply walking around it like a normal person/robot is about as disrespectful a move as it gets on par with what Allen Iverson did to Tyronn Lue 21 years earlier in the very same city.

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Those cops shouldn't have to worry about evidence getting tampered with or the crime scene becoming crowded because someone ordered a couple of salads and the robot's GPS doesn't give a fuck about rules or courtesies.

The most messed up part of all this is that someone or something had to be filming that robot in order for this video to go viral. You know who I bet it was? Another robot so it could show all the other robots just how weak humanity is and how they'll just roll over for anything powered by electricity. 

I mean look at this bozo.

Motherfucker is just holding up the tape in an active crime scene and pretty much rolling out the red carpet. For a robot no less! This guy is the anti John Connor and is probably feeding the machines all the tips on how to take down humanity (which to be honest, have been pretty evident the last few years on the internet if you've been paying attention. 

The blood of a mankind is on your hands black hat guy along with you fedora backpack reporter guy for watching. Give these robots an inch and they will take a foot, a mile, and a whole planet which will lead to all of us living here.

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I guess we kinda already live here when you think about it.

:cue to you the reader realizing that this is the case right this instant:

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