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I Cant Stop Getting Dominated On Trains

For some reason, I always get dominated when I'm on Amtrak and yesterday was no exception. Maybe it's bad luck; maybe I'm too nice; or, maybe God hates me. If you're new to these parts, five years ago I was abused on a ride home from DC. Dirty feet all up in my space, hot dog perfume wafting in the 

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I Cant Stop Getting Dominated On Trains

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