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A Chick-Fil-A Employee Kicked The Everliving Shit Out Of A Guy That Was Trying To Carjack A Customer Driving With Her Baby Then Said "It Was My Pleasure"

Is there anything Chick-Fil-A employees can't do? They make a fast food restaurant with a limited but delicious menu seem like the greatest place on Earth by simply acting super nice when you order, offering to refresh your drink with a smile, and kicking the shit out of anybody that tries to carjack you while saying it was their pleasure. If that's not elite customer service, I don't know what is.

I knew that the powers that be at Chick-Fil-A were bible thumpers but I didn't realize the employees could thump you into oblivion. I don't even know what to call the move this hero put on that carjacker. The reverse DDT? I'm not sure how that works, but the fuckhead in gray almost got snapped in half like when you press down a packet of Chick-Fil-A Sauce to get it on your sandwich (Unrelated but related, I changed the pigs in a blanket game a bunch of New Years ago).

If you had to pick any group of Chick-Fil-A employees that could crumple another human in a fight, I'd put all my money on the drive thru employees. They are spending their entire days outside in rain, shine, sleet, or snow with a neverending line of cars waiting for them, regardless of which Chick-Fil-A you are at. Those sorry sons of bitches have to be filled with a ton of rage by the end of the day and are PRAYING for some idiot to try to carjack somebody so they can unleash their fury on someone else.

I'd say this kid deserves Employee of the Month but I bet there are 20+ other employees that could lay claim to that honor just because I've never dealt with a Chick-Fil-A employee that isn't a 10/10. Maybe just give that kid a nice little bump in pay and a lifetime supply of Chick-Fil-A Sauce God since that's all we really need to be happy.