There Was A CRAZY Brawl In Providence With Tits, Chairs, And Drinks Flying Everywhere

That's it, I'm gonna call it. After a couple years of shit, the world is finally back to normal now that we have full blown brawls taking place in clubs and everything just feels right.

That video has everything you want in a viral brawl scene. Awesome hype music playing in the background, a rogue titty popping out, and every single item in the club having the potential to be used as a weapon. As is the case with most of these brouhahas, the chair was the weapon of choice. This guy stalking his prey knows what I'm talking about.

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Oh yeah did I mention that there appeared to be a referee to make sure nobody crossed the line and broke any rules in a no holds barred club brawl?

The biggest upset in all this is that only one person was reportedly arrested.

Providence police said one man was arrested after a fight broke out at Mi Sueño club in Providence on Sunday.

However I guess it kinda checks out when you read the charge.

Alexander Burgos Cerda, 20, of Providence, was arrested at the scene after police discovered a gun in his fanny pack. Cerda was charged with possession of a gun without a license and appeared in court Monday

Let this be a lesson to everyone in the Greater Providence region. If you are going to bring a gun to a chair fight in your fanny pack, please make sure that it has a license!

As a journalist, I'm still trying to figure out what caused this brawl. Someone may have spilled a drink on an unsuspecting stranger or perhaps star-crossed lovers from rival families spurred this bout (I think that's what happened in West Side Story). 

However since this fight took place in Providence, I am going to assume that this grave injustice is what sparked such anger.

Considering The Dunk's recent rise to glory in the public's eye, this may hurt the locals more than Heinz Field being renamed after a different boring insurance company. If that's the case, I don't think you can blame anyone for getting a little hot under the collar. Especially people in a club during the first half of the week since those people are built different (insert smoke out of nose emoji here).