The Appalachian State Upset Got Even Better After Video Leaked Of The Smuggest Asshole A&M Student Leading A Pep Rally Dogging The Mountaineers

Dante9/12/2022 2:50 PM

-- UPDATE -- seems Jimbo and the board of trustees read my blog and/or wised up and had this video scrubbed from twitter.

But not youtube... lol.

Smug doesn’t begin to describe this kid. (In the beginning).

He’s every sports movie villain come to life.

Probably went to a boarding school or football factory high school, started all 4 years, got all the babes, drove a new BMW, and got a full ride to A&M.

Now, here he is, in all his glory, strutting back and forth delivering low blow after low blow to a perennial underdog mid-major like he’s doing his best Ted Dibiase impression.

Also, not to go throwing stones here, but does somebody wanna tell this punk he doesn’t exactly attend the Harvard of The South by any means?

No offense to our esteemed colleagues who are alumni, but A&M is an agriculture school buddy. Famous for pumping out amazing golf course architects and agile quarterbacks. So take it easy on the spelling and grammar jokes.

Lastly, you just know this kid was shitting his pants in the 3rd quarter when he realized this was a game. The thoughts of this pep rally and his speech getting out to the public if they were to lose had to be racing through his mind. And for good reason. You HAVE TO pull a LeBron summer camp and find all video documenting this and destroy it. Immediately before it spreads.

If I was him, I’m hitting the bricks right after this kick missed and finding the student film department and shaking them down until I get that recording back and make sure it’s scrubbed from the internet.

Nevertheless, if the football thing doesn’t work out for this kid, he’s got it made in cutting promo’s as a heel in WWE.

And his buddy here who thought this was a tryout for Hitler Youth camp or something? Jeez bro, chill on the pre-workout.

Between this game, knocking off Michigan in ‘07, and nearly winning last weekend is there a team you’d rather schedule less to start your season than App State? I feel like all they do is fuck up team’s seasons right off the bat like it’s their job. And they still get no respect.