"White Sox Dave Is A Neanderthal" - David Portnoy/All Of Mankind

Um...tell us something we don't know. Please. I mean, just look at this thing attempt to be a teammate on the sticks, let alone breathe.  

And speaking of teammates, White Sox Dave is all high and mighty on integrity and "Band Of Brothers" mantra. So naturally he's MIA for today's iCasino stream. Probably for the best. Why? Because we might actually do something positive as he coaches casino games about as well as Tony LaRussa stays awake at redlights. The Neanderthal also gives off the luck of a zillion black cats running under a ladder to break every mirror known to man. 

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