Sophia Culpo Is Officially SAVAGE
[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
YES!!! Great to see Sophia is back in the right place! And what "Savagry" is she talking about? No free ads so who knows!?!? Any savagry in the Culpo households have gotta be A+ FUN! The last time we checked in on Sophia she was...HOW CLOSE away from a wardrobe malfunction???
ONE MARGARITA CLOSE!!! Uno mas! Uno mas!!!! Damn, Daniel! Depending on what country you're in, that's too close for comfort! Oh well! Good for Olivia's little sister to be in control and seemingly enjoying herself, during an election and a pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with unity and hope! Go, Sophia, go!
SOPHIA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy to see how he's doing while I grift all his PAGEVIEWS!!!
BACK TO SOPHIA!!!
Thank you, Sophia! Thank you!