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VIDEO: Purdue Safety Chris Jefferson Promptly Vomits On The Sidelines After Housing A Pick-Six On An Epic 72-Yard Return

I salute you, Chris Jefferson. Some of us yack when we've had too many alcoholic boilermakers. You suit up for the Boilermakers of Purdue, intercept awful passes by Penn State QB Sean Clifford, and take them to the end zone. Vomiting after that activity seems a lot more acceptable.

Jefferson deserves credit for making the play on the ball initially, but damn, if I were a sixth-year senior like Clifford and still threw passes like that, I might consider doing something else in life. Let's not lose sight of Jefferson's incredible weaving through Penn State's offensive players in a dead sprint for most of the way. 

What a crazy-ass, wild momentum swinging season opener this has been for these Big Ten stalwarts in West Lafayette. But I think we'll all remember one play from this one above all the rest.

Aaaaaand shit I wish I thought of this, good on you, Rodger Sherman.

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