Lighten the Fuck Up! Ricky's Wife had a Sweet Patootie but Even That Wasn't Enough to Keep Him from Going Fishing...

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Ricky got up early Saturday morning and quietly dressed, made his lunch, and slipped out of the house, not wanting to wake Andrea, his loving wife of ten years. 

He hooked his 14-foot fishing boat and trailer to his truck and proceeded to head towards his favorite fishing spot an hour away… 

Twenty minutes into the ride, the wind suddenly picked up, and then it started to downpour. He pulled over and checked the weather app on his phone and discovered the storm had moved in unexpectedly and that the forecast had changed from sunny and clear to rain all day, ruining his planned fishing trip. He immediately turned around and headed home. 

After he parked the boat in the driveway, Ricky went into the house, where he quietly undressed, slipped back into bed, and cuddled up to his wife's warm, extremely delectable backside… 

When Andrea moved slightly, acknowledging his presence, Ricky whispered in her ear, "The weather out there is horrible. Torrential showers all day…" 

Without turning, Andrea gasped, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

*Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)

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