Taylor Swift Announced She Is Dropping Her 10th Album On October 21!! UPDATE: IT'S CALLED "MIDNIGHTS" AND I'M SOBBING

The VMAs were Sunday night which yes are still a thing, and no you didn't miss anything at all UNTIL THIS NEWS! I was wondering why Queen Taylor would show up at the VMAs instead of doing literally anything else and now we know. She dropped a bombshell on us and I am somewhere between crying and throwing up from excitement because this should mean a tour announcement for next Summer could follow shortly after. We haven't had a Taylor tour since Reputation in 2018 so please subscribe to my OnlyFans because I'll need a lot of money to go to every show she puts on. More info to come but make October 21st a holiday right now, Joe Biden.

UPDATED AFTER WE MET TAYLOR AT MIDNIGHT:

I'm sitting here on my couch off so many edibles and I'm in tears because we don't deserve this woman. Album itself aside, this announcement? This surprise? She's sitting in the VMA audience with her gemstone dress laughing to herself about how we all thought she wasn't going to squeeze one big announcement into August. AS IF she wouldn't sneak it in under the wire! Her 10th album. 

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Down to business. The album is called Midnights, and it will be a collection of stories “of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout” her life. I’m not stable enough for this. 

Speaking of the potential tour - in all seriousness - could I even HANDLE a tour? Emotionally? Would I have to be carted away on a stretcher with extreme dehydration after I've expelled every last tear from my body? I fucking LOVE being a psycho Taylor Swift fan. It feels so good to get this hype about something.