This Instagram Model Is Not The Same Species As Me

Move over Spiranac. There's a new insanely hot golfer in town. Fellas, Claire. Claire.... actually don't talk to these mutants below. You're too good for them. Next time you're in town you got yourself a nice round of 18 on me at the local muni though. I'd just need to borrow clubs from you. 

PS - Smitty and I are