Lighten the Fuck Up! They were Married for 5 Years When Dan was Involved in a Serious Accident...

Sarah and Dan had been happily married for five years when Dan was involved in a serious accident. He called his wife from the hospital…  

"Honey, it's me. I don't want to scare you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office for lunch. Paula brought me to the hospital. The doctors have done several tests and taken multiple x-rays. The blow to my head was severe, lots of blood, but fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injuries. However, I have three broken ribs, a punctured lung, a compound fracture of my left leg, and we're waiting for a specialist to decide if they're gonna have to amputate my right foot…"

The phone went completely silent, and then Sarah asked, "Who the fuck is Paula?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

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This is LTFU Joke #115!

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