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A Group Of Football Moms Strapped On Some Pads And JACKED UP THEIR SONS

This is such a football guy move to get dudes' moms to come and jack them up. Like strapping up grown women to go pile drives their sons. Totally changes the dynamics of the household if your mom can absolutely jack you up. 

"Get off the video games and clean your room"

"No, shut-up mom"

*Mom pile drives son onto bed*

*Son is emasculated and starts cleaning*

I feel like this should be more commonplace since there aren't a lot of things the Oklahoma Drill can't fix. That's the roadmap to making us a better country.