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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Creature Who Once Attempted To Split AQ (aka a Blackjack) In Blackjack?

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Yes. Yes it does. But then again judging by how people think around these parts, I can't say I'm surprised. 

It's a lot better just to know how to play. Or be psychic. That helps, too. 

White Sox Dave and myself are currently battling the Barstool iCasino/simple mathematics/ourselves live as we know it. Come through and wallow in all our misery. 

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