On today's ZeroBlog30 we undertake something no other podcast has done before at Barstool Sports... A snake draft AKA The Integrity Draft, and the topic today is "Hottest Actors In A Military Movie". It goes without saying that my picks are superior and I win, so let's get into the other main topic on today's show that sounds like it should be a movie:
Yep. A disgruntled bombardier brought cannabis loaded chocolate cupcakes with chocolate icing "and a jelly bean on top" to a training exercise where, among other things, live artillery rounds were being fired. First of all, vanilla cupcakes with chocolate icing is the better cupcake. Second, a bunch of troops got very high because nobody is turning down free snacks at the range, and this is my favorite takeaway from that:
"At the gunline, a soldier was smoking while trying to play a ukulele, and another was improperly loading artillery shells."
Funny, but also probably a liiiiiittle (a lot) dangerous, and it goes without saying that anyone who drugs people in any way without their knowledge are straight up psycho.
Check out the rest of the episode to hear what other soldiers got up to when they found themselves high as kites on the range, and what charges she's finally facing for that food she was lacing.
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