What's The Point Of Spending $40,000 A Year On College If You Aren't Sharing A Dorm Room With 7 Other Guys?

First off, I apologize for whatever that music/sound effects was in there. Back in my day we just took videos and sent them to our friends. The hell was that Looney Tunes doing in that video? It didn't make any sense.

But moving on, what the hell sort of dorm room is that? Are you shitting me? Imagine this: You are an 18 year old kid, all excited to get out of the prison that is your parent's house, about to get to college meet your roommate, and have the time of your life. And then you get your room assignment and you aren't in a double, you aren't in a triple, you aren't in a quadruple, you aren't in a quintuple, you aren't in a sextuple, you aren't in a septuple, but you're in an octuple! A god damn octuple! No closets, no private space, and not a spare corner to jerk off because lord knows you aren't bringing any chicks back to your boot camp looking room to sleep with you on your baby sized cot. And probably 1 fucking bathroom if I had to guess. 

But even worse, imagine being a parent. You've worked in the cubes for 35 god damn years, your wife is fat and gross at this point and hasn't trimmed her bush since Hurricane Katrina, you go on 1 vacation a year to god damn Disney World because nothing is better than waiting in lines for 7 hours a day in 105 degree heat. And now you finally are able to proudly drop your kid off at college, and you walk into THAT and see where your $40,000 a year is going. You gotta pull your kid right the fuck out of school and send him to the community college or wrap a belt around your neck and start jerking off. Spending your hard earned money so your kid can bunk up with 7 other idiots and get monkey pox? Fuckkkk that. 

So I feel for everyone in this situation. College is scammy enough as it is, but this is truly the cherry on top. And you just know they are still paying full price for room and board for this bad boy too. Just go learn a trade or learn to do Tik Tok dances, chances are nothing you learn will matter anyway.