I'm cracking up. There is NO WAY this is the real version of the new "Hail To The Commanders" fight song. I'm dying. I have to assume it's just one take of multiple they did and they slipped the wrong track into the tape player (I'm 100% positive FedEx Field still operates using tape players).
If it is the real version, I mean, I guess I like it in the ironic way. In the so bad it's good way. A slowed down ballad of a fight song is so outrageous it just might work. We zig when they expect us to zag. Most teams get fired up after a TD, we basically play "My Heart Will Go On". I love it. Why get the opposition fired up before they take the kickoff? Drown them in tears instead.
Hey look, it's a complete rebrand. Not everything is going to be a home run. The new helmets? Amazing.
The new QB? Pretty good in his debut.
The fight song though? Well, we'll get there.