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A Mom on OnlyFans Keeps Getting Reported to the Police for the Crime of Providing for Her Family

As Albert Einstein,“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." And as a guy who (according to Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling) loved dirty jokes because good, raunchy comedy appealed to his love of formulas and problem-solving, if Einstein were alive today he'd probably appreciate an OnlyFans model like Lucy Banks. 

Unfortunately, as we've witnessed before, there are a ton of mediocre minds out there, obsessed with hassling great spirits like Lucy and other moms on OnlyFans:

And now, the Puritans have come after Lucy Banks. To the point they're trying to get her charged with something, anything, just to prevent her from using her attractiveness to put food on her family dinner table. 

News.co.au, Australia - Lucy Banks has been reported to the police several times, had a brick thrown into her house and endured hateful abuse from countless people.

The West Australian mum-of-two has even had to legally change her name and file multiple restraining orders – and not because she has a chequered past as a violent criminal. 

In fact, she’s never committed a crime in her life, and lives an entirely harmless existence in Perth with her two sons. 

Certain members of the public however, have taken huge issue with her work as an OnlyFans content creator …  which has allowed her to pay for private education, a house, car, and an investment property. …

A police officer recently informed her she had been reported to both Child Protection Services and the police on five occasions each.

“I was really upset. That was really distressing for me. I’m an exceptional mother and everything I do is to make sure my kids are safe and secure,” Ms Banks told news.com.au. 

The officer assured her she was not on their radar for any reason, and all reports had been dismissed given none were backed by evidence. …

Ms Banks has also dealt with the scary reality of trolls knowing where she lived, having one day discovered a brick in her yard with the word sl*t engraved into it.

Even in supposedly liberated societies where free speech is not only tolerated, it's the most sacred of rights, there are some who still deem it their duty to crush any artistic expression they find objectionable. Hell, those other examples I cited happened in the US, where that liberty is permanently enshrined in our Constitution. The first item in the Bill of Rights, which go in descending order of importance. The one they fought, bled and sometimes died for. But it means jack squat to anyone who'd dime a MILF out to the police and try to get her children taken away. But that's exactly what these judgmental, self-righteous, sanctimonious, self-important, brick-tossing sons of bitches do like it's their sworn duty.

To steal a line from Mel Gibson in The Patriot, we've replaced a tyrant 3,000 miles away with 3,000 tyrants one mile away.

Well on behalf of everyone in these Good Ole United States of Freaking America, I implore Lucy Banks to stand firm. Hold her ground. Do not be cowed by these cowards. Her duty is not to appease the Morality Police, but to her kids. And also her legion of fans who appreciate her Reubenesque curves and penchant for lingerie. And frankly, for everyone who appreciates a mom willing to do what it takes to make a better life for her loved ones, and the talent to make it happen. From sea to shining sea, let freedom ring. Let your freak flag banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free, and the home of the OnlyFans brave.