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I Am Buying Allllllll The Stock For RB Isiah Pacheco After Seeing Him Absolutely Fly For The Chiefs In Tyreek Hill's Old Number 10 Jersey

Remember when people thought the Chiefs were coming back to the pack because they sent their wide receiver glitch to South Beach for a buttload of draft picks and salary cap relief? Big Red remembers.

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Well it turns out the Chiefs are yet again three steps ahead of the rest of the NFL by plucking a player from the NFL hotbed known as Rutgers and plugging him into the Chiefs video game offense.

Usually I wouldn't love a running back that wears the number 10 due to it being much more of a quarterback or receiver number that could lead to issues running up the middle and being able to shed tackles. 

However, Pacheco clearly has plenty of experience wearing 10 in college and the last guy that wore 10 for the Chiefs also spent a bunch of time in the backfield during college.

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Like that old number 10, Pacheco also moves in a different speed than everyone else.

Hits the Juke Stick like a Madden player.

And even can handle the biggest bugaboo that has stalled countless rookie running backs, pass blocking.

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This is the part of the blog where people say "Clem, you ignorant slut. He's doing that in practice at half speed against his teammates". Well my reader friend, let me respond by saying thank you for the click and check out Pacheco playing the Number 10 On The Chiefs role to perfection this weekend against the Bears in his first preseason game.

Did I mention he also returns kicks?

Looks like my weekly Mecole Hardman First Touchdown bet on the Barstool Sportsbook just because an Isiah Pacheco First Touchdown bet, regardless of where he sits on the Chiefs depth chart! We had a great run Mecole, even though the bet went roughly 1-25 during my life.

So yeah, I am blindly in love with Isiah Pacheco. Not because of his 40 time, combine grade, or whatever film Steven Cheah has broken down about him. But because he looks like Tyreek Hill wearing number 10. Can't wait to draft him way too early in fantasy this year.

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:thinks about it:

 For anybody in my fantasy football league reading this, this entire blog was a prank and you've been X'd, PUNK!