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Antonio Conte Dominated The Piss Out Of Thomas Tuchel In The Handshake Line

That’s how you dominate someone after a ridiculous tie. You save a point then you establish dominance over of the opposing manager by ragdolling his arm then putting his hand in a pair of vice grips. Really should give Spurs another point for that to be honest.

I know it wasn’t great for Tottenham. But a point is a point. That’s one you look back on at the end of the season when you’re on top of the table. I joked about Eric Dier landing Dave was the pick up of the transfer window. Hard to argue. We have some luck now. No more classic Spurs.

Pay Harry Kane. Keep him forever.