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The Rise Of Anal Sex Is Destroying The Anuses Of Thousands And Thousands Of Women The World Over: But Why? Dicks TBH

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Women in the UK are suffering injuries and other health problems as a result of the growing popularity of anal sex among straight couples, two NHS surgeons have warned.

The consequences include incontinence and sexually transmitted infections (STIs) as well as pain and bleeding because they have experienced bodily trauma while engaging in the practice, the doctors write in an article in the British Medical Journal.

women who engage in anal sex are at greater risk from it than men. “Increased rates of faecal incontinence and anal sphincter injury have been reported in women who have anal intercourse,” the report said.

“Women are at a higher risk of incontinence than men because of their different anatomy and the effects of hormones, pregnancy and childbirth on the pelvic floor.

“Women have less robust anal sphincters and lower anal canal pressures than men, and damage caused by anal penetration is therefore more consequential.

National Survey of Sexual Attitudes research undertaken in Britain has found that the proportion of 16- to 24-year-olds engaging in heterosexual anal intercourse has risen from 12.5% to 28.5% over recent decades. Similarly, in the US 30% to 45% of both sexes have experienced it.

I didnt think this was the kind of news that I would wake up to on a Friday morning. Anal troubles. Damn. Now, before we really begin, I need to tell you about how brave I'm currently being. Sadly, I'm on a flight right now. I'm sitting in row 7 and against the window. Beside me are two people. Behind me are two people. We are on a full flight. I don't have some kind of screen privacy device. I'm just sitting here in Economy Plus and lookin for butt pictures for thumbnails, writing anal-centric titles, and penning the body of a blog that is about anal sex THUS making me look like a pervert but this is news you need to know. It's that simple. I will not let plane passenger peer pressure prevent prevention. 

I simply could not go about my weekend thinking that all my blog pals were either getting their anuses destroyed or destroying anuses. Cant. I would feel awful. As bad as a woman's anus in England now that everyone is getting fucked there? Well, that's impossible to know. I will say that I am shocked by some of these numbers. 

Just a decade ago, only 12 percent of women were taking it in the butt. Now, 28 percent. That's a big increase! We are talking 3 out of every ten British babes are doing butt boning. Gotta love that right? Nearly half the women in the United States are down to clown in the brown. That's pretty good. We've cum a long way in them things. 

BUT! We arent talking enough about safety. FOR SHAME! Safety in the bedroom is paramount. There needs to be more bedroom safety briefs. How deep can you go? How fast? How hard? How often? Do we need to change diets? Can you cum in there? Does cum fuck up buttholes? If she bounces too hard, can she completely destroy her anus for the rest of her life? I dunno. I'll never know. I don't want that kind of pressure on me and I don't want her to drop things from her anus while walking simply because we had a good time after a little gin and tonic one Saturday evening. That doesn't seem fair. Does one amazing night mean that my beloved can end up with an anus that looks like a ripped ziplock baggie filled with sun-dried tomatoes? I sure hope not. Not worth it. 

"But Chaps! Chaps! What if it was the best sex of your life? Would you regret going to the backdoor honey hole if that was the case?"

Yes. I still would. The safety and security of our nation's buttholes are of the utmost importance and incontinence rising all over the globe means that we didn't protect them as we should. Don't believe me? Listen to one Marine's account through the DMs of their OnlyFans account. Fair warning, some of this content is shocking.