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The Dan Snyder Approval Process In The State Of Maryland States That He Has "Good Character, Honesty, And Integrity"

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Money, man. Money. It's the great equalizer in life. There are very few things or situations money can't get you out of. Sad but true- the richer you are, the easier your life is. I'm not talking about mental health and what have you, I'm talking about if you're in a sticky situation, you just hop on your bat phone and make it all better. The more money you have, the more "guys" you have. 

Now of course, there is the "mo money, mo problems" issue, which is why I don't think I'd ever want to be like, mega rich. Anything more than $10-20 million in the bank sounds like too much. That's when you start getting anxious to leave the house, or at least I would. 

So of course, OF COURSE, when the state of Maryland looked into Dan Snyder to see if he's a good applicant to run a sports book, they found him squeaky clean. They said, in an official document, that Daniel Snyder possess GOOD CHARACTER, HONESTY, AND INTEGRITY. 

 

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God damn Maryland, man. They between Maryland, DC, and Virginia, the state of Maryland is the only one who wants to pay money to build a new stadium. They are so thirsty for Dan Snyder while the other two are like "meh, no thanks". And I get it, obviously. If you had the choice of having a professional football team in your state or not, you obviously sigh, look the other way, and take the billions of dollars from tourists, restaurants, bars, developments, etc that come with a new stadium. And that's what they seem to be doing for the sports book too. 

One day this will all catch up to Snyder. I know it will. I don't know what it'll take, but he simply cannot keep getting away with this every single time. Dear god in heaven, I seen what you've done for Clem and the Mets, please bestow that upon us Commanders fans.

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