The New Broncos Owner Is So Rich, He Has No Idea How To Pronounce Roger Goodell's Name

There's rich. There's wealthy. And then there's having so much fucking money that you don't even know or care how to pronounce the name of the guy you just paid $4.65 billion to for a piece of his business. Ironically you can also call that Walmart rich, which is exactly what Rob Walton is as the heir to the Walmart empire. Excuse me, S. Robson Walton, who is worth a cool $62 billion even after they slapped that common name Rob on him during the press conference.

The best part of this press conference isn't that Goodell's name was absolutely butchered by a guy that made Goodell's salary in interest during that 8 second clip. It's that ol' Roger The Dodger had to eat it.

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The only thing worse than hearing someone mispronounce your name is hearing someone mispronounce your name in front of other people. And a bunch of cameras. All that are going to upload their videos to the internet. Isn't that right, Rog?

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Honestly I would love if Portnoy just took this pronunciation and ran with it if for no other reason that you know it drives GOODell nuts.