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Italian Decathlete Finished Last In A Race Because, Well, His Dick Kept Coming Out Of His Shorts

First off, shout out Alberto Nonino for helping clear the Italian names. Pervs no more baby! Big win for anyone with Italian blood. Second, how about him being fast enough to pass people with his dick flopping around and trying to adjust? That's some special speed and gotta think he'd have a decent 

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Italian Decathlete Finished Last In A Race Because, Well, His Dick Kept Coming Out Of His Shorts

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