Here's A Video Of Me Driving A Golf Ball 350 Yards Down Broadway

"WSD you're such a loser, you can't even hit a golf ball!" 

- Stoolies 

Wanna know my response to that? Fuck you. This is video evidence I would have one of the best drives on earth if I took a week out or so out of my schedule to get better at golf. The only issue there is I have the attention span of a fruit fly and don't like golf, so I'm not gonna do that. But if I did? Yeah I'd be on the PGA tour and far away from all you dip shits.

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Absolutely massacred. 

PS - If the Me vs. Dave vs. Carl situation boils over into the Dave Portnoy Show, I'll give my version of events. Idk if that will happen next week but if it does, I am pretty sure a lot of people who are "team carl" will flip right away to "team WSD". We'll see. Just know that nobody that's opining on the matter has ANY clue of what goes down in the Chicago office when cameras aren't rolling. I'll leave it at that until he pisses me off again. 

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