New Discovery: All Compliments Are Actually Insults
On the last episode of The Bracket, we debated the best compliments to receive along with the Out and About boys. Something discovered along the way is that basically every compliment can be perceived as an insult, especially when you are as pathetic as anyone on our dias.
"Hey, you look good!" What, I didn't look good before?? I was just walking around looking like shit?
"Wow, that's a big penis". Lady (or sir), I KNOW this shit isn't big.
"You're funny!" From a guy, this doesn't mean much. From a girl, it is basically like her vagina making a windows 95 shutdown noise.
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