Lighten the Fuck Up! He was Shy, in His Late Thirties, and She was Young and Beautiful...

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Rich was a shy guy in his late thirties who had never been involved in a serious relationship. One Saturday night, he was sitting at a bar, sipping a cocktail, when he spotted a beautiful young woman sitting alone five stools down… 

After trying to get up his courage for close to an hour, he finally slid over to her… "Hi, my name's Rich. Would you mind if I sat and talked with you for a while?" 

She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No! I'm not sleeping with you tonight! Go home to your wife!" 

The bar went totally silent, and everyone just stared at him. The poor guy was taken by surprise and totally humiliated… He immediately walked away and took a seat at the far end of the bar, where he hung his head and began gulping his cocktail, wondering what just happened… 

A few minutes later, the young woman walked over to him, smiled, and came clean… "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, Rich. I'm a psychology graduate student writing my thesis on how people respond to embarrassing situations, and I thought…" 

Rich interrupted, yelling at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 300 dollars an hour!"                                                                

 * Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)

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