Three young guys were sitting at a bar when a drunk staggered in, pointed at the guy in the middle, and shouted so everyone could hear, "Your mom's the best fuck in town!"
Everyone in the pub expected a fight, but the guy in the middle showed great restraint and ignored the drunk's rude remarks. The drunk then wandered off and found a spot at the far end of the bar, where he remained slumped…
Ten minutes later, the drunk came back to life, staggered over to the three guys, and pointing at the guy in the middle, he shouted, "I fucked your mom last night, and it was sweeeeet!"
Again, the guy showed great restraint, refused to take the bait, and ignored the drunk, who went back to the far end of the bar, where he remained slumped…
Ten minutes later, the drunk came back to life again, staggered over to the three guys, and wagging his index finger at the same guy, continued, "And, your mom loved it!"
Finally, the guy had had enough, stood up, and decided to confront the drunk… "You've had way too much to drink. Go home, dad…”
* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)
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