Does This Look Like The Face of a Woman Who Was Arrested For Stabbing a Minivan With a Pitchfork?

Been a while I feel like since we got one of these so let's run through the details and see where we think this person hails from and what kind of tomfoolery she got into. 

A woman was seen stabbing a minivan with a pitchfork. Certainly not normal human behavior. Gotta wonder what the minivan did to deserve such an action. Gonna need to hear both sides of the story before I make any sort of judgement. Unfortunately the only quote we have from the lady is that she felt no pain anymore and that God was in control. Doesn't really give me any details about her quarrel with the minivan, but I now wonder what issue God has with minivans. 

The woman was also spotted trying to sell teddy bears behind a supermarket. Now let's take a pause before we jump to judge her. The black market for teddy bears is scalding hot. You thought gas prices were high? Go walk inside a Build-A-Bear and try to tell me you wouldn't at least hear what price she was offering those guys for. I thought so. 

She was also found with a black whip. Have to think this was also meant for the minivan in case the pitchfork couldn't get the job done. At least to corral the tires so the minivan couldn't escape. I'd be interested to see what this woman could do with a whip. Does she have any skills or did she watch one too many Indiana Jones movies, take some drugs, and think she could be him?

Oh yeah she was highly intoxicated with no odor of alcohol. Zero surprise there. No one smirks like that in a mugshot after trying to stab a minivan with a pitchfork while they're sober. Of course this happened outside a Publix too. I'd be willing to bet at least 75% of the patrons inside a Publix on a given day are drugged or hammered in some capacity. 

So where do we think she's from? Easy one for the class.

God Bless that state and the police force that have to deal with these lunatics on a daily basis.