“Everyone wants to come, but only a few can find it" A Town Is In Tatters Over The Horny Name of a New Bar

By Carol Vaughn — The name of a new bar was on the minds of speakers during a public comment period at Monday’s Parksley Town Council meeting.

Several speakers, all women, said the name, “The G Spot,” is disrespectful of women and not a good reflection on the town.

Co-owner Kelley Hart also spoke about the choice of name, explaining her husband, G. W. Hart, often goes by G.\

“I’m not trying to start an argument,” said resident Betty Farley during Monday’s meeting.
Farley said she was “gobsmacked” when she saw the bar’s name and logo, including the tagline, “Everyone wants to come, but only a few can find it.”

“I was, like, I can’t believe this could be real. I thought it was a joke,” she said.
Farley said she asked G.w. Hart about it and was told the name is a play on words and on his name.

“To me, it’s not very funny. … It might be a generation thing,” Farley said.

Farley said Hart has “some great plans” and said she wants the restaurant to succeed, but said the name “is putting women’s sexuality there. … What kind of people are going to come? They’re going to think it’s for a lap dance.”

Be honest. You thought the name of the bar was going to be the clit right? It's not. It's the GSpot and the readers of the Eastern Shore.

"Hey Chaps. Im not familiar. Where can I pick up that publication?"

According to their website, printed copies are available from Pocomoke, Md., and Chincoteague, Va., to Cape Charles, Va. These include convenience stores, grocery stores, offices, large retailers, regular advertisers, and their ffice at Four Corner Plaza in Onley.

Some of these quotes from the article are classic. 

“Would I have named it that? Probably not, but here’s the reality of life now — have you been to Chincoteague lately? Have you seen some of the T-shirts they’ve got over there lately?” Russell said, adding, “It’s a generational thing.”

What in the world is happening in Chincoteague? Are people losing their minds and wearing shirts with phrases like "Fuck Me In My Ass" on Wednesday Night to the Prayer Supper?

“To have a restaurant or a bar allude to a woman’s vagina, this just doesn’t seem like Parksley to me. … With the new library and Parksley improving all the time, I just think it’s a bad look.”

You just wait until these folks find out the male gspot is in the anus. Those T-shirts in ole Chincoteague will make a lot more sense then. 

“It’s embarrassing to the town, because if they start calling The Eagle’s Nest (the current bar name) The G Spot, then Parksley becomes the vagina of the Shore,” she said, adding, “And we have been working really hard to bring up our reputation.”

Well, Eagle's Nest has some bad vibes too. Plus, being the vagina of the Shore sounds like a great tagline. Who doesnt want to experience the GSpot at the Vagina Shore? Count me the fuck in. 

Councilman Sam Welch said he is a son, a husband, a father to three girls and a boy, and a grandfather to two boys and a girl.

“The other thing is, I’m a pastor. … I believe the Bible and I believe as a pastor, as a man, as a husband, as a father of precious girls, that does not turn me on,” he said.

Sam Welch seems like the horniest man to ever live. That guy is absolutely turned on. 

Overall, Id still name the bar the GSpot but there was one mistake the owner is making. He doesnt want to put the name on the outside of the bar. Maybe he's doing it like that "secret" pizza spot in the Cosmopolitan hotel in Vegas. Everyone knows it's there but finding it is still kinda fun. Took me several years to find the GSpot the first time. I will not be searching for it again. Just make it a little more obvious and I'll come to the GSpot as much as I can.