Well that was quick. Everyone was talking about Britney being back on Sunday night. How the hot Britney of yesteryear had returned. Nope, same old Britney. Same one that pissed her pants a few months ago. Looking like a homeless person and making me regret hundreds of masturbation sessions between the ages of 12 and 14.
Before anyone says I’m a moron just understand, yes I would still hit it every single day but that’s not the point. Britney is a celebrity. I need her to look good all the time. I look like shit when I wear sweatpants in public too, but I also don’t have people fingering themselves to me. Therein lies the difference.