Despite what the Watch tag says in the headline, please do not continue if you have a queasy stomach, cannot make it through an episode of Lowering The Bar, or are Feitelberg. I'm not sure if this is NSFL territory or if the kids even say that anymore but things get real, fast.
Everyone ready? Good!
Holy shit that was a wild turn of events that was. I went from surprise to shock to awe to thinking it was a Family Guy bit to thinking it was a Quigs edit to thinking it was the origin story of the Hudson River to being happy ol' Duggsy was alright.
I know Portnoy says Duggs doesn't move the needle unless he is winning National Championships in digital video game form. But I was enthralled the entire time thanks to his throat having the most impressive exit velo in New York this side of Pete Alonso.
Just another reason to watch this week's Stool Scenes!
As well as buy the next Rough N Rowdy!
Look at Company Man Clem promoting multiple Barstool shows and coworkers on a Saturday morning AFTER writing another blog to kick off the day!
That guy deserves a raise.
Obligatory Family Guy video to end the blog: