HIPPO FUCKS UP LIONS WHO JUST WERE TRYING TO FIND SOME HOT LION ASS

Lion 1: Yo, we some young male lions. YOUNG KINGS! Bachelors bro!

Lion 2: WE THE MUFUCKIN KINGS OF THE JUNGLE! Our daddy kicked us out of the pride because we got manes!

Lion 3: WE WAS GONNA FUCK ALL HIS HOES! Even if some of them were technically our sisters and mothers. 

Lion 1: Yeah now we gonna go find some hoes of our own and beat up another old lion and take his pride! King of the Jungle shit.

LIon 2: Theres def some hot lioness tail across this river.

Lion 3: We are untouchable gods of the Savannah.

*The 3 arrogant young lions start swimming across the river*

Lion 2: Yo is that a hippo coming towards us...

Lion 1: Bro hippos are herbivores we are fine. Lowkey pussies

Lion 3: yo he's coming at us pretty heated.

Lion 1: o fuck

*hippo proceeds to start charging hard*

Hippo: GET THE FUCK OUT MY SWAMP YOU FUCKS

Lion 1: O SHIT 

Hippo: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT I LEGIT AM THE MOST DANGEROUS LAND MAMMAL ON EARTH I GOT MORE BODIES ON MY BELT THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE. I KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY GIGANTIC JAWS U LEGIT GIANT PUSSIES (LARGE FELINES) I AM THE  GOD OF THIS SWAMP.

LIONS collectively: AHHHHHHHH O MI GAWD GET ME OUT OF HERE

*lion 1 proceeds to get absolutely merc'd by the hippo*

Lion 2: Yo should we help him?

lion  3: nah bro more lioness for us.

Lion 2: Hes getting pretty bodied

Lion 3: o shit he might survive

*Lion 1 gets away*

Lion 1: fuck you guys i got a hippo tooth up my ass and yall were gonna abandon me?

Lion 3: don't hate the player hate the game bro