Did This Soccer Player Purposely Miss This Absolutely Ridiculous Penalty Kick Because He Was Throwing A Match? YOU Make The Call!

Hmmmm, this is a tough one. On one hand, soccer is a very tough sport that is a game of inches. Or is that baseball? Or football? Or sex? I don't know. Regardless, it's a tough sport.

On the other hand, this guy kicked the ball into the 5th row after clearing his teammates on the sideline.

Let's go to CAR, which is essentially VAR but with Clem instead of whatever the hell V stands for, to make our final decision.

This guy's hands are clearly on his head, which is the universal sign of disbelief whether you are playing soccer in Nigeria or watching college football in Texas.

Which means I believe him yo. I don't know why, but I do. I mean I would probably murder this guy with my bare hands if I responsibly bet on his team in the Barstool Sportsbook. But I can't get over how that look is that of pure devastation not seen since the infamous Fingerpoke of Doom.

P.S. If we are talking soccer tomfoolery, nothing tops this gif, which pound for pound may be my favorite gif of all-time.