Nailed It: Vancouver Whitecaps Defender Guarantees A Win Over FC Cincinnati ..... Shockingly The Match Ends In A Tie

Hey pal, that was a guarantee. You don't get to walk back a guarantee after you make it. Now, I have no qualms with it. I'm all for cocky players and you should think you're going to win every single match - even if you're the 10th best team in the Western Conference. I love the attitude. 

But what makes this even funnier? 

Yep, here was the final score: 

Goddamnit. It even took a goal in the 83rd minute for Vancouver to tie it up. Frankly I'm quite sick of all the home ties even if this is FC Cincinnati's best MLS season so far. 

Now this quote all started because Sergio Santos made his debut for FCC. A little 27-year old Brazilian that is here to help take us to the next level. Try to push FC Cincinnati to the playoffs. And he played well last night! Well except for this one slight problem: 

Whatever, still didn't beat us. Guarantee still looks stupid. Now go ahead and make all the jokes about ties in soccer.