14-YEAR-OLD Tyler Parker Is Already the Most Terrifying College Football Player of 2025

Everyone meet Tyler Parker, a name you will forget about sometime in the very near future until he pops back up on National Signing Day in December 2024 at probably 6'4", 340 pounds or so and then you'll recall seeing this photograph of him at 14 years old. Fourteen.

Parker's Twitter bio lists him at 6'1", 295 pounds heading into his sophomore year of high school, so there's really no telling what he'll end up at when he steps foot on a college campus — and that's just as a freshman. His 247Sports page doesn't list any official offers, but Parker tweeted that he has an offer from Arizona and seems to have already been on plenty of big-time visits.

There's no doubt in my mind that this kid will end up at Georgia. He just looks exactly like every defensive tackle UGA has had under Kirby Smart. Parker has strong Julian Rochester vibes.

Regardless of where he ends up going to college, though, I am praying for the offensive linemen that will have to attempt to block Parker for the next three seasons. Those poor children have done nothing to deserve that.