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Why Does Nipple-Top Gatorade Taste Better Than Wide Mouth?

On the last episode of THE BRACKET, we debated the best hangover moves. During the conversation, we did a sub-debate on which gatorade to include. We settled on orange nipple-top, and that lead to us thinking about a new mystery. Why does nipple-top gatorade taste better than any other gatorade? How is it possible that the delivery entirely changes the taste of the same exact liquid? Is it some science to it? Maybe the mouthpiece acts like a mini aerator and enhances the flavor. Maybe it's something freudian about wantin to suck on tiddies. I don't know the answer, but I would love to drink every liquid for the rest of my life through a nipple top.