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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Friday Confessions</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","150"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63390"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["confessions","friday","dante","joey-chestnut"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["confessions","friday confessions | barstool sports","normandy","shit","stoolies","darth vader mask","giphy images","chests","fucking beaches","blog series","fridays","people","hot 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Normandy.</span></em></strong></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p>The comments are open if there's anything you need to get off your chest.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p></p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>While I have you, I have 2 YouTube channels containing everything I do…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" 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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">The straight-up dick-sucking Joey Chestnut received after taking out that anemic vegan protester on the Fourth was a little over the top.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">He took a break from eating hot dogs to manhandle a 98-pound kid in a Darth Vader mask but people made it out to be like he stormed the fucking beaches at Normandy.</span></em></strong></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p>The comments are open if there's anything you need to get off your chest.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p></p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>While I have you, I have 2 YouTube channels containing everything I do…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>And…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/GikQtXk?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWne-x3nGOk4S7G3c7aF5HA?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>Good weekend.</p><p>-L</p><p></p>

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Normandy.</span></em></strong></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>The comments are open if there's anything you need to get off your chest.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>While I have you, I have 2 YouTube channels containing everything I do…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>And…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/GikQtXk?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWne-x3nGOk4S7G3c7aF5HA?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>Good weekend.</p><p>-L</p><p></p></body></html>

<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">The straight-up dick-sucking Joey Chestnut received after taking out that anemic vegan protester on the Fourth was a little over the top.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">He took a break from eating hot dogs to manhandle a 98-pound kid in a Darth Vader mask but people made it out to be like he stormed the fucking beaches at Normandy.</span></em></strong></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/07/07/211a89aa.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>The comments are open if there's anything you need to get off your chest.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>While I have you, I have 2 YouTube channels containing everything I do…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/0lwVRpB?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp9UuB6VVlBFIUGar0O9kQ?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>And…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/GikQtXk?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWne-x3nGOk4S7G3c7aF5HA?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p>Good weekend.</p><p>-L</p><p></p>

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