Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.
This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).
I'll go first…
The straight-up dick-sucking Joey Chestnut received after taking out that anemic vegan protester on the Fourth was a little over the top.
He took a break from eating hot dogs to manhandle a 98-pound kid in a Darth Vader mask but people made it out to be like he stormed the fucking beaches at Normandy.
The comments are open if there's anything you need to get off your chest.
Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.
While I have you, I have 2 YouTube channels containing everything I do…