Jerry Thornton

A Machete-Wielding Monkey Has Been Terrorizing an Entire Town

When the day inevitably comes that we're all wearing rags and loincloths, being led around on leashes and collars by apes on horseback carrying rifles, just don't say your pal Old Balls didn't give you pa-lennntyyy of warning: Metro - A very cheeky monkey has been ‘running riot’ across a town in Bra

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A Machete-Wielding Monkey Has Been Terrorizing an Entire Town

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