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Blog Wheel: Jason Bateman

I finally got access to the blog. I can do blogs now. Here it is.

Really didn’t walk up to many girls. Too scared.

I also cut out the interns. Didn’t know their names at the time. Still don’t. Except for a few. Sam seems cool. Need to learn more. Promise I’ll be better.

Let’s talk Bateman

First thing that comes to mind when I think Jason Bateman is Ozark. Ozark is a dark show. As in the lighting is very dark. It is hard to watch in the daytime. If you have any sort of sun/glare situation it will be difficult to see what is going on. I stopped watching in the middle of season 2.

Arrested Development is another show. Didn’t love his character in that. I forget why. I just remember being annoyed by him a lot.

He's a pretty hot guy. I think. I know he’s regular person hot. He’s probably celebrity hot too. Let’s see if he has a hot girlfriend and/or wife.

His wife is Amanda Anka. Attractive woman, but I’m not blown away. I’ve seen hotter. I don't think I’m allowed to use pictures here for copyright reasons, so I’ll describe her.

Brown hair that goes down past her shoulders but stops above her nipples. Eyes a little further apart than most people, but nothing crazy. Eyebrows slant down into her nose in a prominent way. Doesn’t smile with her teeth. White.

She is a non-celebrity. Jason has money so she is most likely unemployed. I’m sure she could hold a job if she wanted.

Jason Bateman has 2 young daughters. I saw a picture in an article from September 2020. I will not speculate on their ages. They look old enough to hold adult-ish conversations, but have probably not experimented with drugs yet.

Usually weed is the first drug kids experiment with. It’s fairly safe and easy to acquire. Next would be prescription pills stolen from parents. Amanda is probably a good mother to her girls. But even good mothers can be careless with their prescriptions.

 

Acronym:

Joy to watch on the big screen

Asset to have in any show

Smile lights up the room

Ongoing laughs from start to finish

Needs to work on some things but is overall a great actor

 

Brings home the bacon for his wife and daughters

At some point in his daughter’s lives they will be offered drugs

They will have to make a choice whether or not to go down that path

Even if it’s just weed, it could be a slippery slope to harder drugs

Meth is popular in California, which is where they live

Amanda would be smart get her kids involved in after school programs and/or sports

Nice family

 

If Jason Bateman wanted to, he could always leave his family. Lots of fathers do. Rich fathers, poor fathers, and middle fathers all do this. Jason is rich so he could still provide Amanda with enough money to give them all a great life.

It would be hard for his daughters to have to see him on TV all of the time if he abandoned them. He would probably get a young hot girlfriend.

If you would like to write or send mail to Jason Bateman, fan mail can be sent to 9000 W. Sunset Blvd., Suite 1520, West Hollywood, CA 90069-5815

Some things you could send to Jason Bateman

  • Encouraging letter
  • Poem
  • Threatening letter
  • Constructive criticism
  • Gift cards
  • Gift basket (fruit, candy, etc.)
  • Drugs for his daughters to try
  • Sunglasses/regular glasses
  • Naked pictures to lieu him away from his family

People paid me to write that.