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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Friday Confessions</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push((function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","150"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63390"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["confessions","dante","friday"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["confessions","friday confessions | barstool sports","stoolies","shit","dozen","match","fridays","chests","screamin honkers","blog series","live event","dante","clicks","collection box","-large"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.89"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.11"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.layout()}))</script><script>var googletag = googletag || {};
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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions <em>(and clicks)</em>.</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">I </span></strong></em><b><i><span style="color:#b8312f">don't care if the Virgin Mary is swimming next to me... I am pissing in your pool.</span></i></b></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/06/24/1af9202c.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/06/24/1af9202c.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><p></p>

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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions <em>(and clicks)</em>.</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">I </span></strong></em><b><i><span style="color:#b8312f">don't care if the Virgin Mary is swimming next to me... I am pissing in your pool.</span></i></b></p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/06/24/1af9202c.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/06/24/1af9202c.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><p></p>

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