We've Got Ourselves A Runaway Golf Cart At The Travelers Championship!!!!!!

Oh noooooooooo!!!!

Man, what a scene. Thing was absolutely HUMMING down the hill and my guy was left with a couple options and he for sure took the easy way out. Business decision like you read about. They don't pay me enough for this shit. 

What a satisfying splash too. Shades of Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute on a failed chocolate turtles mission. The seat floating away was too funny too. Almost like it was a life raft for the ol' sunken golf cart.

I bet if that was the middle of the Atlantic that bitch Rose would've left Jack to die while floating away on that thing. RIP.