BREAKING: Goodell Tells Congress He Has No Knowledge Of Dave Portnoy Being Banned From NFL Games

LIAR!!!! GOODELL LIES!!!!!

This entire hearing has been just about as big of a dog and pony shit show as expected. Yelling, shouting, and a lot of nonsense. It's important to clarify though that between all the nonsense, Goodell is coming off very poorly. He's obviously reading very, very prepared remarks and it's quite obvious that he is lying, but of course it doesn't matter.

And then Dave's name comes up, because of course it does. Just another day in the world we live in.