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Lighten the Fuck Up! She Had a Great Ass but Could She Learn How to Play Golf?

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She had a great ass, but her fiancé was spending his weekends at the golf course, depriving her of the attention she so desperately needed…

She decided to take golf lessons at the local country club so the two of them could play golf together and she wouldn't be so lonely…

After several weeks of one-on-one instruction, her golf pro told her she was ready to play her first actual round of golf. And, while playing out on the course for the first time she suffered a horrible bee sting but continued despite the pain.

When the bee sting swelled and her pain got worse she immediately stopped and headed back to the clubhouse for some medical attention…

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Her golf pro saw her run into the clubhouse looking distressed and asked, "Why are you back so soon? Is something wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee!" she said.

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

He nodded knowingly, "Simple fix. Your feet were too wide apart…"                                                                                                          

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)  

This is LTFU Joke #98!                                                                                                                                                                                                             

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