[Source] - Frisky football fans have been warned that one-night stands could lead to seven years behind bars at this year’s World Cup.
Boozy bunk-ups are officially banned at the tournament, which starts in November, with FIFA officials warning there will be “no exceptions” made.
A police source said: “Sex is very much off the menu, unless you are coming as a husband and wife team. There definitely will be no one-night stands at this tournament. “There is essentially a sex ban in place at this year’s World Cup for the first time ever. Fans need to be prepared.”
Uh yeah this is what happens when a corrupt organization puts the biggest event in fucking Qatar. You can't do any fucking! I don't care who it is, no one is worth 7 years in prison. Nope. Say any name you want, I'll not do 7 years in jail for. We all know Qatar is completely screwed up as a country and frankly somehow it's not being talked about enough how stupid it is to have the World Cup there. Sure it's been mentioned, but this should have always been a way bigger story. Not just because of the fact they are playing it in November and December but all the, you know, basic human rights stuff.
From a fan standpoint the entire World Cup seems miserable. Not even worth going to, no matter how good your country is at soccer. Can't really party. Can't hook up. Barely have enough places for people to stay at. Just watch it on TV. The times aren't that bad for eastern and central time zone. We get to watch soccer at like 6am and all throughout the afternoon. You know what's better than prison (wouldn't have a one-night stand anyways)? My recliner. The A/C in my house and then heat in November. All of that is better than sweating out having a beer in Qatar.
That said, I can't wait for the US to beat England. I can't wait for the US to get out of the group. Positive vibes only here. No talk about losing to Iran or Wales. Won't have it. We'll figure out the 9 spot, because how can't you trust this guy?