WATCH: Joe Biden Went For a Bike Ride And It Did Not End Well

I still can't believe this is real. I can't stop watching.

Wherever you stand politically, I think we can all agree we simply can't have the President of the United States falling off a bike. Just can't happen. This video will be played to mock us for the rest of time.

Who let a 79-year-old hop on a bike in the first place? Do we not have people in place at the White House to say, "You know what? That idea actually sucks and we're not gonna do it." What did they think was going to happen? 

Maybe we add a physical challenge portion to the debates? Replace the vice presidential debate that nobody cares about with an American Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course and some of these olds will think twice before running.

He really fell off a bike. Unreal.